saturgay:

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

(via cadrosjack)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via nenernenernu)

cosrnos:

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

  • fuck you

(via tallblondeanddreaming)

My birthday is on SATURDAY!!!!

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via jowboo)